mosquito survivor
i know, i know, i blog too much about mosquitoes.
i invented a new game last night and i call it mosquito survivor.
this game forces you to use your wits, coordination, patience and attention to detail.
the game starts when you’re in bed and you hear a buzzing, this indicates that it’s on;
IT’S ON MOTHERFUCKER.
you then scramble to turn on the lights to look for the said mosquito.
this game ends when you kill the mosquito or you fall asleep and it rapes your face with its mouth. your prize if you’re good enough to win? sleep.
i almost won last night, ALMOST. i spotted it on the curtains but i was too slow, and just felt stupid clapping at air.
i gave up finding the mosquito in the end and just slept on the sofa downstairs, which unfortunately meant it was a loss for me.
